SECRETARY Albright, EXPERIMENTING WITH HER NEW "HIP-HOP" IMAGE, says India should "KICK TO THE curb ALL THEM WHACK nuclear weapons"
Swedish politician takes heat for career as porno film actor IN ANOTHER
INSTANCE OF "SUMMONING UP A DISGUSTING IMAGE OF A MIDDLE-AGED POLITICIAN"
Peruvians fight rise of trash television, AMERICA'S GREATEST EXPORT
Accused Nazi death camp guard sues U.S. Justice Department FOR GIVING
NAZISM A BAD IMAGE
Canadian dominatrix demands court rule whether S&M is prostitution,
OR ELSE SHE WILL WHIP THEM LIKE THE BAD LITTLE BOYS THEY ARE
Three U.S. sailors face trial in Philippine court under new agreement
THAT STIPULATES REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT - U.S. SERVICEMEN ARE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT
Flood-ravaged African nations propose regional weather warning system:
(LEVEL 1 ALERT) MODERATE FLOODING, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP (LEVEL 2) WIDESPREAD
FLOODING, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP (LEVEL 3) LOOK OUT FOR FLOATING CATTLE,
WATERBORNE DISEASE AND DISLODGED LANDMINES, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP
U.S. envoy appeals to Albanian leaders to stop Kosovo violence OR AMERICAN
PEACEKEEPERS WILL BE FORCED TO OPEN FIRE
IN OBSERVANCE OF CULT BELIEFS, Cult leader indicted in Japan MEDITATING
over mummified body
THE MOST FREQUENTLY REPEATED HEADLINE ON THE PLANET: Israeli jets bomb
southern Lebanon after guerrilla attacks
Pope to visit both sites claiming Jesus' baptism AND FLIP A COIN
Taiwan utility, China agree on handling nuclear waste BY INCLUDING SMALL
BITS IN EVERY PAIR OF LOW COST SNEAKERS THEY EXPORT
U.S. poised to 'step cautiously forward' in relations with Vietnam,
Cohen says, "'CAUSE THEM VIETNAMESE SURE WERE CRAFTY DURING THE WAR"
New book provides a peek at Putin's personal side, A MAN WHO LIKES "WALKS IN THE FOREST", "COZY FIRES ON RAINY DAYS" AND "MEN WHO ARE SENSITIVE AND CAN GIVE HIM ALL THE ATTENTION HE NEEDS"