Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #56
OCTOBER 2, 2000

2000, Justin Thorne




IN RARE, SMUTTY ADMISSION, Albright ARRIVES in France with Milosevic on her mind

Indonesian president 'to learn' from Chile HOW BEST TO ADMINISTER A REIGN OF TERROR

Russian journalist on trial FOR FAILING TO GIVE IN TO COERCION FROM NATIONALIST HARDLINERS OR THE RUSSIAN MOB

Weakened BLADDER CONTROL, COMBINED WITH DISASTER ANXIETY BROUGHT ON BY Hurricane MADE APPARENT WHEN CANADIAN VACATIONER Keith MCDONALD drenches HIS DRAWERS IN Central America

U.S. to head inquiry into Mideast violence AND ISSUE REPORT SUPPORTING ISRAEL

Sen. Strom Thurmond doing well in hospital, HEARD COMPARING EXPERIENCE TO THE CHOLERA OUTBREAK of 1911

Sydney says goodbye TO BEING RELEVANT IN THE NEWS

Schroeder, Putin agree Serbs voted for change, WHICH PUTS THEM AT LEAST ONE STEP AHEAD OF MILOSEVIC

INCREASINGLY CONFRONTATIONAL Lieberman warns Cheney on debate: 'BETTER BRING BOXING GLOVES, PANSY BOY'

IN PRIME EXAMPLE OF PEOPLE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING FROM THEIR NATION'S HISTORY, Five whites accused in beating death of black man in South Africa

U.N. worker emerges from jungle after escaping from captors in Guinea ONLY TO BE TAKEN HOSTAGE BY GOVERNMENT TROOPS LOYAL TO COMMANDER OF SPLINTER GROUP, THEN TRADED IN SWAP WITH SYMPATHIZERS IN NAMIBIA FOR TWO CANADIAN AID WORKERS AND A BELGIAN SCIENTIST

IN SHOCKING MOVE, Arab world condemns Israel

Ivorian junta opposed to OAU proposals, says minister, DUE TO PROVISIONS FOR A PEACEFUL SOLUTION

Air France sues Continental over Concorde crash, WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE FORD SUING THE FEDERAL HIGHWAY ADMINSTRATION OVER THE DEFECTIVE TIRES ON FORD EXPLORERS

Haider joins WW II veterans' rally ON THE 'FRIENDS THE THIRD REICH' SIDE