Palestinians blame BOOTLEG COPIES OF 1980'S U.S. TV SERIES 'MIAMI VICE' for continued violence
 

Sweden issues arrest warrant for diver, TV producer IN SHARK PORN SHOCKER
 

Prosecutor assassinated in Spain, AND TO SAVE THE READER TIME, YES IT HAD TO DO WITH THE ETA BASQUE SEPARATISTS
 

Yugoslavia and Europe begin reconciliation WITH RENEWED PROMISES OF ARMS SHIPMENTS
 

World's first John Lennon museum set to open in Japan, EXPECTS GIFT SHOP CELEBRATING THE NOTED ANTI-MATERIALIST TO POST T-SHIRT, POSTER AND KEY CHAIN SALES IN EXCESS OF 100,000 DOLLARS THE FIRST WEEKEND
 

Tunisia praised for supporting THE FAIRLYLAND CONCEPT OF Middle East peace
 

Zimbabwe's Mugabe outlaws private radio stations UNTIL HE CAN DETERMINE WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO TAKE THEM OVER
 

IN EVENTS SURE TO MAKE RESIDENTS OF RIO DE JANEIRO FEEL VERY SECURE, Suspicion of corruption has nearly all of city's police officers in jail
 

Japanese fish mongers offer up whale meat as CASH CROP food, cultural symbol OF JAPAN'S DISREGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND FLASH POINT FOR PHONY NATIONALISM
 

Myanmar general says no risk of popular uprising EXISTS AS LONG AS HE HAS A SUFFICIENT SUPPLY OF AMMUNITION
 

Pentagon can't find Deutch disks, BUT IT IS RUMORED THAT THEY COST $500 EACH IN THE PROCUREMENT BUDGET
 

Fiji interim leader outlines PROTRACTED schedule for return to constitutional rule
 

Falun Gong members arrested after accusing Chinese leaderS OF BEING 'HEAVY HANDED'