WITH UNCONVINCING 'OSAMA BIN WHO?' RETORT, Hamas leader denies ties to Osama bin Laden
 

Russian jets bombard Chechen mountains WHEN FRUSTRATED BY LACK OF HUMAN TARGETS

 

Suharto ordered to attend corruption trialS BEING PUT ON BY NEW REGIME TO HELP TEST NEWLY DEVELOPED CORRUPTION TECHNIQUES
 

Clinton SHOWS signs OF waiverING IN allowing HIS LATEST 21-YEAR-OLD aidE to TAKE EXTENDED VACATION IN Colombia
 

PUTTING THE 'LIBERTY' IN LIBERIA, Liberian president not likely to free jailed journalists, official says
 

China cracking down on e-mail spam; move may suppress dissidents AND UNCLOG NETWORKS TO SPEED VIEWING OF PORN BY COMMUNIST PARTY FIGUREHEADS
 

Leonardo da Vinci 'may have fathered son', BUT PROBABLY NOT LATELY
 

Colombia-US seize 3 tons of cocaine on high seas AS 48 TONS FIND THEIR WAY IN BY OTHER MEANS
 

Argentine cabinet told BY PRESIDENT to cooperate in bribeRY SCHEME TO ENSURE probe RESULTS IN A DISMISSAL OF CHARGES AGAINST HIM
 

Cuban leaders and media critique U.S. presidential campaigns FOR NOT PRODUCING ANYONE WILLING TO DISMANTLE THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM
 

Colombia rounds up beggars ahead of Clinton visit TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM MIGHT SUIT CLINTON'S FANCY
 

Putin arrives to face wrath of submarine relatives WITH SUNTAN ACQUIRED WHILE CREW WAS DROWNING
 

Saudi EFFORT to join U.N. convention on women's rights MET WITH SAME SKEPTICISM AS CHINESE EFFORT TO JOIN U.N. CONVENTION ON FREEDOM OF SPEECH