Saudi crown prince to visit Qatar on Monday FOR A LITTLE 'SLUMMING'
 

Indians say Catholic church apology not enough, CALL FOR CHURCH TO PERFORM 87,983 HAIL MARYS AND 62,892 OUR FATHERS
 

Summit on HOW TO MAKE Congolese fighting MORE INTERESTING TO VIEWERS opens in CNN Algeria BUREAU
 

MARKETING GENIUS AT MCDONALD’S U.S. HEADQUARTERS proposes THE "Microsoft split" VALUE MENU DESSERT
 

Clinton administration declares AIDS a security threat, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THE PRESIDENT SLEEPS AROUND
 

ASEAN economic ministers begin 'retreat FROM RESPONSIBILITY'
 

Defendant in Iran spying trial FREELY AND WILLINGLY confesses AT GUNPOINT, official says
 

Haider to step down as head of Austria's Freedom Party TO TAKE OVER HITLER YOUTH BRIGADE
 

American doctor offers hope to children in poor countries IN OBTAINING JOBS MANUFACTURING TENNIS SHOES FOR WALMART
 

Rwanda's new government blasts human-rights critics WITH THE FULL STOPPING POWER OF THE UT-15 URBAN TACTICAL ASSAULT RIFLE
 

Cuba calls out millions for May Day celebrations focused on WORKERS OF THE WORLD BEING CONCERNED WITH THE CAPITALIST OPPRESSION OF Elian
 

Israeli arms dealer blames Americans for incarceration in Sierra Leone, RATHER THAN PEDDLING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION FOR A LIVING
 

Lance Morrow: Unsinkability makes us love Liz Taylor, LARGE FAT DEPOSITS MAKE LIZ TAYLOR BUOYANT