Senior Chinese official charged with taking bribes to marry mistress, WHICH MUST HAVE SEEMED LIKE A VERY GOOD DEAL TO HIM
 

Italian opposition leader demands immediate elections BECAUSE HE IS EAGER TO USHER IN THE 158TH POSTWAR GOVERNMENT IN ITALY
 

Clinton says there's 'no conceivable argument' to keep Elian from father, EXCEPT THE 'LITIGATION FOR LITIGATION'S SAKE' ARGUMENT WHICH IS QUITE POPULAR IN THE U.S.
 

Russian parliament will consider nuclear test ban treaty on Friday, REJECT IT ON MONDAY
 

Nations agree to protect big animals, but not basking sharks, WHO ARE TO BE MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED TO SATISFY THE FRUSTRATIONS OF GAMEHUNTERS WORLDWIDE
 

Debating Jesus' last steps, WHICH AFTER 2000 YEARS PROBABLY HAVEN'T LEFT ANY REMAINING FOOTPRINTS
 

Britons WHO THOUGHT FREE SPEECH WAS PROTECTED detained in Sweden after Nazi salute shouted
 

'SPICY Egyptian mummy wrap' among Louvre's latest POPULAR FOOD COURT acquisitions
 

Austrian chancellor stresses importance of EU membership FOR ARYAN NATIONS
 

Sudan suspends air raids against southern rebels FOR 24 HOURS TO ALLOW THEM TIME TO COLLECT THEIR DEAD
 

Poll: Fujimori, Toledo in dead heat for Peru's runoff TO SELECT A NEW DESPOT
 

Effects of global warming clear in Canadian Arctic, WHERE FROZEN ICE PACK HAS BEEN REPLACED BY STEAMY MANGROVE
 

Chile court delays hearing on Pinochet immunity SO HE CAN PLAY SOME GOLF