Likely winner in Dominican election PANDERS TO LARGE NUMBERS OF STAR TREK FANS BY CLAIMING HE speaks KLINGON
 

Milosevic goes after media outlets, TRYING TO FIND ONE THAT LIKES HIM
 

IMAGES OF Elian's scarfING DOWN OF ALLEGED ‘COMMUNIST MEATLOAF’ outrages exiles
 

Malfunction reportedly occurs at Chernobyl WHICH IS CAUSING AREA’S TWO-HEADED FISH TO SHED THEIR SPARE HEADS
 

Television dispute over WHEN Queen Mother's birthday IS reaches Parliament, AS QUEEN MOTHER HERSELF NO LONGER REMEMBERS
 

North Korea ‘INTERPRETIVE arts’ troupe to perform ‘DEATH TO CAPITALIST PUPPETS OF WESTERN IMPERIALISM’ in South Korea
 

IN ABOUT AS MEANINGLESS A STATEMENT AS AN AUTHORITARIAN CAN MAKE, Fujimori promises fair runoff election in Peru
 

Turkish, British soccer fans clash in Denmark AS PART OF STRICT TRAINING REGIMEN FOR WORLD CUP 2002
 

Pharmaceutical firms to slash cost of AIDS drugs for Africa TO GAIN MARKET SHARE
 

10 percent of Amazon rain forest to be preserved by coalition, REMAINING 90 PERCENT TO BE CONVERTED FOR STARBUCKS COFFEE BEAN PRODUCTION
 

Salvadoran president recalls his country's troubled past WHILE IGNORING ITS TROUBLED PRESENT
 

Planned trip to Africa by Jesse Jackson reported in jeopardy DUE TO A LACK OF INTEREST IN AFRICA
 

New Turkish president sworn in, cites hopes for rights and freedoms TO BE REALIZED ONE DAY