| Issue #76 |
5/23/01 |
Taliban to force Hindus to wear identity label: 'MEMBER OF THE WORLD'S MOST REPRESSED SOCIETY' |
| Issue #77 |
6/17/01 |
China slaps tariffs on acrylate from Japan, U.S. TO ALLOW IT TIME TO REVERSE ENGINEER THE TECHNOLOGY AND TRAIN 9-YEAR-OLDS TO PRODUCE IT |
| Issue #78 |
6/27/01 |
In meeting with Bush, Sharon open to cease-fire, SO LONG AS 'CEASE-FIRE' DOESN'T INCLUDE BLOWING UP P.L.O. OPERATIVES WITH BOOBYTRAPPED TELEPHONES AND CAR BOMBS |
| Issue #79 |
7/9/01 |
U.N. officials to consider illegal trade of small arms IN ORDER TO PAY THE BILLS |
| Issue #80 |
7/24/01 |
Negotiators resolve all but one issue on Kyoto global warming pact: WHAT TO DO ABOUT GEORGE BUSH |
| Issue #81 |
9/2/01 |
Australia ready to transfer refugees TO ANYWHERE BUT AUSTRALIA |
| Issue #82 |
6/1/02 |
Shamed FBI's snooping powers increased IN ORDER TO INCREASE NUMBER OF WAYS THEY CAN SCREW THINGS UP |
