Japanese lawmakers want policy governing U.S. troops revised TO MORE READILY SUPPORT LYNCH MOB MENTALITY
 

German conservatives to immigrants: adapt or keep out, OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE NEXT SHORTAGE OF SKILLED LABORERS
 

28th Turkish hunger striker dies, LAST 2 STRIKERS SERIOUSLY BEGINNING TO QUESTION IF THEIR MESSAGE IS GETTING THROUGH
 

Psychiatric exam for man charged with Fiji Red Cross chief's murder WOULD SEEM A SENSIBILE APPROACH
 

Government secrecy to be examined IN SECRET
 

Tourism-hungry Toronto markets self as LESS INTERESTING, MORE EXPENSIVE travel destination for gays, lesbians
 

Hong Kong chief holds brainstorming session with senior officials ON HOW TO CONTINUE TO APPEAR AUTONOMOUS FROM BEIJING AS RIGHTS ARE SLOWLY ERODED
 

South Korea rejects Japanese stand on textbooks, WHICH FEATURE DUBIOUS PHOTOS OF PREWAR INVITATION FROM KOREAN LEADERS ASKING JAPAN TO INVADE
 

Bush wants to cut global warming aid, SINCE HIS HARD SCIENCE BACKGROUND TELLS HIM GLOBAL WARMING IS 'IMAGINARY LIKE THE BOOGIE MAN'
 

Beijing favored for 2008 Olympics, AS ITS CORRUPT GOVERNMENT BEARS THE GREATEST RESEMBLANCE TO THE I.O.C.
 

Bush said to be 'struggling' with TERMINOLOGY IN stem cell decision
 

White Zimbabwe farmer says he will only leave his land if law requires him to, 'LAW' EXPECTED TO RESPOND WITH SHOTGUN IN THE FACE
 

France announces ambitious 5 year Internet PUBLICITY plan TO CLAIM THAT FRANCE INVENTED THE INTERNET