Shamed FBI's snooping powers increased IN ORDER TO INCREASE NUMBER OF WAYS THEY CAN SCREW THINGS UP INSPIRING Massacre of civilians precedes 'FREE' Algerian elections
EAGER TO WIN OVER FRIENDS AFTER JOINING THE WTO, China sentences democracy activists
New species of parrot AWAITING EXTINCTION found in Brazil
Parliament votes for death of Yugoslavia, APPARENTLY UNAWARE IT HAS BEEN DEAD ALREADY FOR 11 YEARS
Gun-toting Russian wins Miss Universe, AND THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE FOR IT
Canadians ordered out of India WHEN MOLSON SHORTAGE MAKES THEM UNRULY
40 years on, boy shot at Berlin Wall faces attackers IN WWF STEEL CAGE REMATCH
Senegal stuns defending champion France 1-0 in World Cup opener, AND THE ONLY PEOPLE UNHAPPY ABOUT IT ARE THE FRENCH
Scientists recreate Martian environment IN SEARCH FOR CLUES TO PRESIDENT BUSH'S SPEECH PATTERNS
Indian government to restore Internet service in Kashmir TO GIVE THE ENEMY ONE LAST VISIT TO THEIR PORN SITE OF CHOICE BEFORE GOING NUCLEAR ON THEM
Obasanjo apologises to Nigerians FOR NOT KEEPING UP WITH ABUSE OF POWERS PEOPLE HAVE COME TO EXPECT
China nearing manned spaceflight, BUT ACKNOWLEDGES CONCERNS WITH RISKING ASTRONAUT LIVES ON ROCKET BEARING "MADE IN CHINA" LABEL
Lotto millionaire robbed in hotel room, BUT HE CAN PROBABLY AFFORD IT
   
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Issue #82
Mugabe has world's most expensive limo, WORLD LEADERS' FUNKIEST GLASSES