Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #81
SEPTEMBER 2, 2001

©2001, Justin Thorne




Australia ready to transfer refugees TO ANYWHERE BUT AUSTRALIA
 

African nations seek apology for slavery FROM PEOPLE WHO HAD NO PART IN IT
 

WHEN A car bomb kills A Palestinian official, Israel GETTING blamed ISN'T EXACTLY A STRETCH FOR THE IMAGINATION
 

Egypt, Jordan denounce Israel TO ENCOURAGE RETRIBUTION, urge peace talks TO CLAIM THE MORAL HIGH GROUND
 

Israel denies involvement in death, HALF-HEARTEDLY TRIES IMPLICATING MONGOLIA
 

Gadhafi blasts the United States FOR DISLIKING HIM
 

Argentina's stopgap cash gets some funny looks, BUT WOULD GET FEWER IF IT HADN'T BEEN PRINTED ON THE BACK OF EXPIRED BUS PASSES
 

Japan to launch nationwide safety inspections after deadly fire RATHER THAN HAVING LAWS ON THE BOOKS THAT ARE ENFORCED FROM THE BEGINNING
 

Visitors to Hong Kong up 7.2 percent, IF YOU CONSIDER REFUGEES FLEEING MAINLAND CHINA 'VISITORS'
 

U.S. places sanctions on Chinese arms maker 'SMITH & WONG' FOR SELLING KNOCK-OFF RIFLES FOR 12 DOLLARS WHOLESALE
 

Physicist warns humans about A.I., MILLIONS OF MOVIEGOERS REPLY 'I WISH YOU'D COME FORWARD SOONER'
 

Bush prepares for Fox visit BY PRACTICING HOW TO SPELL 'CHIMICHANGA'
 

Gulf Air re-launches corporate image AFTER FAILURE OF 'GET LOST IN THE GULF' CAMPAIGN
 

Philippine tourism boss vows to beat country's negative image BY GIVING EVERY VISITING FOREIGNER AN ARMED BODYGUARD
 

Six-year-old contracts Taiwan's first case of deadly E. coli bacteria TWO DAYS AFTER HER TOWN'S FIRST MCDONALD'S STORE OPENS