Egypt shows militants carrot and stick, MILITANTS SHOW EGYPT FLAK JACKET AND MR. HAND GRENADE
 

FDA: Mammogram results must come in writing, RATHER THAN A FEW SQUEEZES AND A 'THEY LOOK OKAY TO ME' FROM PHYSICIANS
 

IN AN EFFORT TO SUPPORT THE GROWING ROPE INDUSTRY, Uganda to hang 28 in first executions since 1996
 

Canadian child porn law called 'thought control', CANADIAN ANIMAL PORN LAW CALLED 'ATTACK ON AGRARIAN TRADITION'
 

Brazil arrests former Central Bank chief, IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH A REASON THEIR ECONOMY IS IN THE DUMPER
 

Police looking at possible organized crime link OR PUBLICITY-STARVED YAKOV SMIRNOFF CONNECTION to Moscow hotel bombing
 

Canada sending troops to Macedonia, not for combat, JUST FOR A FEW BEERS, EH
 

Venezuelans OK plan to rewrite constitution WITH A DRUG RUNNERS' BILL OF RIGHTS
 

Piano recital held in truce village of Panmunjom, PIANIST EATS MORE IN FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF POST-RECITAL GALA THAN NORTH KOREAN FAMILIES EAT IN A WEEK
 

China looks at public bidding to curb construction corruption, AND GET CORRUPTION BACK WHERE IT BELONGS: HURTING THE LITTLE GUY
 

New elections to be held in India AFTER MIKHAIL GORBACHEV IS ELECTED HEAD OF STATE IN COMPUTER MISHAP
 

Pakistani premier to visit Albania Wednesday, PROPOSE UNION WITH ANGOLA IN 'MILITANT HIDEAWAY ALLIANCE'
 

Chinese government scrambles to RESERVE JACKIE CHAN'S ASSISTANCE IN respondING to THREAT BY martial arts group, WHOSE MEMBERS WILL PATIENTLY ATTACK JACKIE ONE AT A TIME, AND ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE RENDERED UNCONSCIOUS BY A SINGLE BLOW DESPITE THEIR YEARS OF TRAINING, ALMOST AS IF THE WHOLE THING WAS CHOREOGRAPHED
 

Israel 'on verge' of buying U.S. fighter jets, HOLDING OUT FOR VOLUME DISCOUNT
 

Jamaica's German community on the decline, AS LAST 'HANSI'S GANJA AND SAUERBRATEN' CHAIN SHOP CLOSES
 

Russia behind on $2 billion debt payment, official says, PROPOSED SOLUTION: LOAN RUSSIA $5.4 BILLION MORE
 

Controversial president takes office FURNITURE OUT AND REPLACES EVERYTHING WITH OVERSIZED BEAN BAGS in AlgeriaN PRESIDENTIAL PALACE