South Korea fails in bid to get Japan to lift sanctions on North Korea, WILL CONTINUE POACHING JAPANESE SEAFOOD
 

Australia's One Nation party turns to shockING ad WHICH DEPICTS AUSTRALIA AS UNIFIED BEHIND SATAN
 

1 billion people lack safe water around the world, experts say, BUT HAVE AMPLE ACCESS TO COCA-COLA AND BIG MACS
 

Finns to vote in tightly contested general election on Sunday AS THE WORLD DOESN'T WATCH IN SUSPENSE
 

Court likely to deny Pinochet immunity, but limit charges TO DRUNK AND DISORDERLY
 

Einstein, Freud, Fleming share Time honors AS GUYS WHO ALL GOT A LOT OF TAIL THIS CENTURY
 

Zedillo defends Mexican government's WINNING record AGAINST PRESIDENT OF COSTA RICA AT ANNUAL TACO EATING CONTEST in Chiapas
 

Teachers in France march through Paris for educational reform, 12 HOUR WORK WEEKS, CASH AND FREE CARS
 

Explosions hit Corsica WHEN U.S. MARINE PILOT MISREADS FLIGHT STICK MANUAL, DROPS 4 SMART BOMBS
 

IMF team departs Russia after discussions REVEALED THE RUSSIAN ECONOMY IS SCREWED BEYOND REPAIR
 

CIA to return Stasi spy agency files to Germany 'A LITTLE LIGHTER'
 

Yeltsin's new chief of staff meets with Russian leaders' CRITERIA THAT CANDIDATE MUST BE OLD, AILING, CORRUPT AND ABSOLUTELY UNWILLING TO RESIGN
 

Ecuador union plans more protests, BUT MUST MEET TO REMEMBER WHAT IT IS THEY ARE OPPOSING
 

Protestors contest guerrilla arrests in Basque AS BEING UNFAIR - SPOKESMAN CLAIMS, 'AS GUERILLAS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET AND SELDOM SEEN - YOU'RE RUINING OUR GIG'
 

Mandela tells Blair Gadhafi will hand over Lockerbie suspects, TO WHICH INCREASINGLY JINGOISTIC BLAIR REPLIES, 'THE UNION JACK WILL BE HAND DELIVERING SOME WHOOP ASS IF HE DOESN'T'
 

Iraq orders hajj pilgrims to turn back, BECAUSE IT CAN
 

Jordan, Egypt back establishment of independent Palestinian state, CEDE ISRAEL TO THEM
 

Russia's VLADI 'The Cannibal' OF WWF FAME arrested in Italy for extortion, abduction CHARGES STEMMING FROM HIS ATTEMPT TO SHOW PRO WRESTLING IS FAKE; 'INSIDE EDITION' PRODUCERS DETAINED IN NAPLES HOTEL
 

Possible Kurdish bomber kills self, wounds 2 officers in Turkey, POSITIVE I.D. OF BOMBER DIFFICULT, AS HE/SHE IS SPREAD ACROSS CITY BLOCK
 

Bomb attack is latest challenge to Russian rule in restless Caucasus, FOLLOWING VEILED THREAT BY GOVERNOR JESSE 'THE BODY' VENTURA TO ENLIST MINNESOTA MILITIA FOR 'FOREIGN TOUR OF DUTY'
 

Myanmar expels American, Belgian over allegations of 'improper behavior', AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS - WINK, WINK
 

Iraqi pilgrims refuse Saudi offer to feed and shelter them, RESULTING IN EXCITED PHONE CALLS FROM HOMELESS SHELTERS IN U.S. LOOKING TO CASH IN
 

IOC wants more details from Coles and ex-wife on gift OF DENTURES, SONY DISCMAN AND SIDE OF BEEF FROM NAGANO OLYMPIC ORGANIZERS