Dead man wins Missouri U.S. Senate seat, WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE OPPOSITION
 

East German chief challenges conviction AS BIASED AGAINST COMMUNIST OPPRESSION
 

Iran's top woman politician faces court FOR ACTING TOO MUCH LIKE A MAN
 

Zanzibar ruling party claims victory, AND ASSERTS IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CONTROLLING THE MILITARY
 

Another note found on body of Kursk sailor, READING 'THANKS FOR THE HELP, EVERYBODY'
 

Philippines president faces impeachment AND REPLACEMENT BY A GUY EVEN MORE CORRUPT THAN HIM
 

Arabs apathetic over US vote, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS AMERICANS ARE
 

Chinese officials sentenced to death in corruption case BY TRIBUNAL WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ASSUME IS IMPARTIAL
 

Britain promises FIFTY PERCENT cut in fuel taxes AS LONG AS EVERYONE BUYS TWICE AS MUCH FUEL
 

Saudi Arabia-Iraq border opened after nine years, TRAVEL BOOM NOT EXPECTED
 

Bush brothers agonize over HOW MUCH TO ADMIT TO IN TAMPERING WITH THE vote
 

New Somali government gets go-ahead for transition FROM IRRESPONSIBLE BASKETCASE TO INTERNATIONAL PARIAH
 

INCREASINGLY INCONTINENT Queen Mother 'putS her mark' on royal house