Swedish politician takes heat for career as porno film actor IN ANOTHER INSTANCE OF "SUMMONING UP A DISGUSTING IMAGE OF A MIDDLE-AGED POLITICIAN"
 

Peruvians fight rise of trash television, AMERICA'S GREATEST EXPORT
 

Accused Nazi death camp guard sues U.S. Justice Department FOR GIVING NAZISM A BAD IMAGE
 

Sinn Fein leader says, IN ADDITION TO ALLOWING deadline to disarm TO EXPIRE, HE IS now READY TO REVEAL TO CHILDREN THAT SANTA CLAUS doesn't exist 
 

Canadian dominatrix demands court rule whether S&M is prostitution, OR ELSE SHE WILL WHIP THEM LIKE THE BAD LITTLE BOYS THEY ARE
 

Three U.S. sailors face trial in Philippine court under new agreement THAT STIPULATES REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT - U.S. SERVICEMEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT
 

Flood-ravaged African nations propose regional weather warning system: (LEVEL 1 ALERT) MODERATE FLOODING, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP (LEVEL 2) WIDESPREAD FLOODING, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP (LEVEL 3) LOOK OUT FOR FLOATING CATTLE, WATERBORNE DISEASE AND DISLODGED LANDMINES, DON'T EXPECT ANY HELP
 

U.S. envoy appeals to Albanian leaders to stop Kosovo violence OR AMERICAN PEACEKEEPERS WILL BE FORCED TO OPEN FIRE
 

IN OBSERVANCE OF CULT BELIEFS, Cult leader indicted in Japan MEDITATING over mummified body
 

THE MOST FREQUENTLY REPEATED HEADLINE ON THE PLANET: Israeli jets bomb southern Lebanon after guerrilla attacks
 

Pope to visit both sites claiming Jesus' baptism AND FLIP A COIN
 

Taiwan utility, China agree on handling nuclear waste BY INCLUDING SMALL BITS IN EVERY PAIR OF LOW COST SNEAKERS THEY EXPORT
 

U.S. poised to 'step cautiously forward' in relations with Vietnam, Cohen says, "'CAUSE THEM VIETNAMESE SURE WERE CRAFTY DURING THE WAR"