Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #3
FEBRUARY 23, 1999

©1999, Justin Thorne




Michigan man freed after serving 2 1/2 months on 1974 conviction FOR STEALING REDD FOXX'S AMC MATADOR
 

Aviation expert says marine pilot's flight was reckless, BUT ADMITS WANTING COPY OF VIDEO
 

Levi Strauss to close 11 North American plants; 5,900 jobs to go TO CHINA
 

Racial tensions in L.A.'s changing neighborhoods overshadow education SYSTEM BEING TOTALLY SCREWED UP
 

Former teacher reportedly issued ENIGMATIC warning 'AVOID THE VELVEETA' to teen in letter from prison
 

Kansas City Planned Parenthood clinic hit with anthrax/MEGADETH 6 CLINIC CONCERT TOUR scare
 

As families mourn, investigators study rubble of industrial park explosion, SPEARHEAD ILL-ADVISED ATTEMPT TO PIN IT ON UNABOMBER
 

Two doctors sue drug company over baldness remedy Rogaine, CLAIM PATIENTS LOOK LIKE CHIA PETS
 

Vietnamese shopkeeper reopens FAMILIAR old wounds BY AGREEING TO PORTRAY KARATE CHOPPING JAPANESE INDUSTRIALIST IN NEW JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME FILM
 

'Condom Ladies' bring knowledge, ENHANCED PROSPECTS OF SEXUAL CONTACT, hope to destitute Camden
 

State prosecutors discuss policy to combat sweepstakes gimmicks, ANNOUNCE NEW STATE LOTTERY
 

Pumping resumes aboard grounded freighter on Oregon coast, CAPTAIN POSTS SIGN, 'IF THIS SKIFF'S A ROCKIN, DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN.'