Russian reformers try to figure out where it all went wrong, WORLD RESPONDS, 'YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED PAYING DOCTORS AND ROCKET SCIENTISTS MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE'
 

U.S. artists to make new 'BLUEGRASS CUBANO' music with BANJO-PLAYING counterparts in Cuba
 

Poll shows support for Japanese government at new high, IF YOU CAN CALL 32% HIGH
 

Court exam says ex-Mexican president's brother BEING depressed IS NOT NEWSWORTHY INFORMATION
 

Greece gave shelter to Kurdish leader in Kenya, WHO APPARENTLY ENDED UP IN AFRICA TRYING TO RETURN TO HIS HUT IN MOUNTAINOUS TURKEY
 

Chinese welcome Year of the Rabbit across Asia BY CRACKING DOWN ON DISSIDENTS AND THEIR FAMILIES
 

LESS Drug trafficking, MORE exports OF MEXICAN SOAP OPERAS FEATURING BREASTY WOMEN lead U.S.-Mexico summit agenda
 

Indonesia's ruling party to nominate Habibie for president WITH THE FUNNIEST NAME
 

Rhetoric heats up in U.S.-Canadian magazine dispute, WITH 80-SOMETHING EDITORS CALLING EACH OTHER 'ASSWIPE'
 

Papal visit to Slovenia slated for fall, AFTER HE PASSES AWAY
 

Ailing Chinese journalist released AND THEN ARRESTED FOR BEING HOMELESS
 

Possible bin Laden associate arrested in Paris last month AFTER BEING PHOTOGRAPHED NAKED WITH TED KENNEDY AT A RIVIERA BEACH HOUSE
 

Europeans await euro currency LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD BOY AWAITS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S PREGNANCY EXAM RESULTS
 

Hong Kong activist supports dissident information network, BUT ADMITS THAT MOST OF THEM BEING UNDER HOUSE ARREST MAKES INFORMATION EXCHANGE 'PROBLEMATIC'
 

9 years later, Guatemalan activist's murder back in court, JUST TO EMPHASIZE THAT JUSTICE IS UNOBTAINABLE IN THE CENTRAL AMERICAN NATION
 

Clinton, pope among Nobel Peace Prize nominees, WITH CLINTON WAY AHEAD IN THE ADULTERY COMPETITION
 

Indonesian emigrants' boat capsizes; 14 dead, dozens missing, SKIPPER AND GILLIGAN HELD FOR QUESTIONING
 

Slow economy drives Taiwanese to trim new year's feasts DOWN TO MODEST 2-DOG BUFFETS
 

3 killed in Pakistani hotel GAS explosion FROM OBESE AMERICAN VISITOR WHOSE SYSTEM 'COULDN'T HANDLE THEM SPICY CURRIES'
 

Samsung employees to end strike Friday, RESUME PRODUCTION OF SHODDY VIDEO RECODRDERS SATURDAY
 

Philippine Airlines posts record loss, could hock engineering division TO RESTOCK SUPPLY OF IN-FLIGHT HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS
 

Suspect freed in Kenya murder of British tourist AFTER MAGISTRATE WAS INFORMED BY IMPARTIAL GOVERNMENT OBSERVER THAT THE TOURIST 'DESERVED IT'
 

Iraq says U.S. air raid killed 5, wounded 22 WHEN THEY DROPPED HUNDREDS OF TACOS LACED WITH EX-LAX
 

Bombings in Uganda leave at least 5 dead, 30 injured, LEAVING MANY ASKING 'WHY DOES IRAQ ALWAYS HAVE FEWER WOUNDED?'