Scandalous videotapes OF FORMER PRESIDENT FUJIMORI AND GOAT promptLY RENEW political chaos in Peru
 

Canada establishes diplomatic ties with North Korea IN HOPES OF LOCKING DOWN THE COMPETITIVE MAPLE SYRUP MARKET
 

Blind leukemia patient returns to AN Iraq THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE NEW JERSEY
 

Terrorist seeks less jail time ON THE GROUNDS THAT INCARCERATION MAKES IT HARD FOR HIM TO MAKE A LIVING
 

Doctors test Canadian Woman for Ebola, PAT BUCHANAN FOR RABIES
 

Colin Powell calls for calm in Mideast - NO ONE LISTENS
 

French ex-minister threatens court WITH UNSAVORY DISPLAY OF HIS NAKED BUTTOCKS
 

Sharon STONE urges Palestinians to pursue dialogue, AFTER SIMILAR UNSOLICITED PLEAS FROM ICE CUBE AND CORBIN BERNSEN
 

Bush counts on Aristide (OR 'ARIS-TIDY' AS BUSH CALLS HIM) for reforms
 

Planned nude weddings cause uproar in Jamaica WHEN BINOCULAR RENTALS QUADRUPLE IN PRICE
 

IN EFFORT TO AVOID BEING LABELLED 'STINGY', Castro spreads the ire AROUND MORE EQUALLY
 

Indonesian army opposes early impeachment IN FAVOR OF UNCOMFORTABLE IMPASSE GIVING THEM BROADER AUTHORITY TO DO WHATEVER THEY LIKE
 

Strike over Islamic edicts hits Bangladesh IN BETWEEN FLOODS