Pinochet homicide and kidnapping charges dropped ON CONSTITUTIONAL GROUNDS THAT BEING FEEBLE AND INCONTINENT GIVES YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
 

Russia agrees to sign U.N. treaty on transnational crime SINCE THEY CONTRIBUTE MORE THAN THEIR FAIR SHARE
 

Fake Nike T-shirts celebrate accused terrorist, DOWNPLAY CHILD LABOR IN NIKE FACTORIES
 

Publisher of Czech edition of 'Mein Kampf' sentenced TO 2-YEAR PROBATION FOR INCORRECTLY TRANSLATING TITLE AS 'MY CAMP'
 

Yeltsin recovering from cataract surgery, MAJOR HANGOVER
 

Fujimori holds ON TO Japanese citizenship CURIOUSLY ASSERTED ONLY WHEN HE IS UNDER THREAT OF ARREST IN PERU
 

Clinton's Irish farewell FEATURES QUESTIONABLE REMARKS ABOUT THE UNIVERSAL SEXINESS OF ALL IRISH WOMEN
 

Israel's Barak criticizes Netanyahu FOR BEING MORE POPULAR
 

Estrada cancels death penalties HE ORIGINALLY ORDERED 'JUST FOR FUN'
 

Libya starts to release Egyptian fishermen AFTER DETERMINING THEY ARE NOT UNDERCOVER AGENTS OF THE CIA
 

Cuba rounds up 100 dissidents to thwart human rights protests, AND INADVERTENTLY MAKES THEIR CASE FOR THEM
 

Argentine president signs decree for striking inmates WITH LEAD PIPES IF GUARDS ARE SO INCLINED
 

Myanmar signals it is ready to lift restrictions on Suu Kyi IF SHE IS WILLING TO NEVER SPEAK AGAIN ABOUT FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY