Castro leads Cubans in protest of U.S. embargo, THEN RETIRES TO HIS HOME TO ENJOY SOME CONTRABAND BUDWEISER
 

Dublin sees basis for lasting peace in Northern Ireland CENTERING ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN RELIGION
 

REALIZING THE POTENTIAL FOR IRRITATION SURROUNDING HIS CHANGE OF TITLE TO 'SUPREME RULER', Peru readies for protests during Fujimori's inauguration
 

AN INCREASINGLY HIGH-STRUNG Hillary Clinton says HER Palestinian Maid should be cut WITH A RUSTY RAZOR if statehood declared
 

Opposition seeks to nullify Zimbabwe's election WITH AK-47'S
 

Mongolian lawmakers elect new prime minister, WHOSE NAME IS FAST BEING FORGOTTEN 'ROUND THE WORLD, IF IT IS KNOWN AT ALL
 

Warnings needed about contaminated Great Lakes fish THAT ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND, commission says, RECOMMENDS 10-FOOT TALL SIGNS THAT READ 'FISH - BAD' BE POSTED AT 50-YARD INTERVALS ALONG SHORELINE
 

Magistrate denies bail for suspects in Hezbollah case, CITING THE POSSIBILITY OF FLIGHT TO BE 'A LITTLE HIGHER THAN AVERAGE'
 

Sierra Leone official warns dissident fighters to stop harassing civilians, STATING 'THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB'
 

BILL CLINTON PREPARING MEMOIRS, ORDERS SECRETARY Albright to meet with North Korean envoy at summit, GET HIM REALLY DRUNK AND TAKE PICTURES
 

Former Indonesian president faces corruption charges IN A SUIT GIVEN TO HIM BY A JAKARTA TEXTILE COMPANY AND IN A CAR WHICH HE SOMEHOW 'ACQUIRED' WITHOUT PAYING ANY MONEY FOR
 

Chief prosecutor of Siberian province killed WHEN HE MAKES THE MISTAKE OF DOING HIS JOB
 

North Korean leader to visit Russia, REINFORCE HIS STEREOTYPES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE UP COMMUNISM