Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #29
OCTOBER 14, 1999

©1999, Justin Thorne




Blair calls on Britain to embrace Internet revolution AND BUY THE DOWNING STREET GOBLETS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO SELL FOR EIGHT WEEKS ON EBAY
 

Pakistan coup leader under pressure to restore democracy AFTER THE 'I NOW CONTROL A NUCLEAR ARSENAL' EUPHORIA WEARS OFF
 

U.S. blew up strategic bridge with refugees crossing, Korean War vets recall, MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE
 

Russia, China most vulnerable to millennium bug, CIA says, 'JUST THE WAY WE LIKE IT'
 

Chancellor insists Austria is not 'a land of neo-Nazis', IT'S JUST THE PLACE NEO-NAZIS LIKE TO CALL 'HOME'
 

Indonesian president chooses military leader for running mate IN FARCICAL DISPLAY OF DEMOCRACY AT WORK
 

Hope for solving a 20th-century mystery 'What happened to Earhart?' IS RELOCATING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN RESOURCES BETTER SPENT ELSEWHERE
 

Dispute over WHO GETS TO CODDLE THE NEXT SOUTH AMERICAN coup leader prompts Argentina to stop economic talks with Paraguay
 

Nicaragua rules out negotiations in kidnapping of Canadian miner, LEAVES IT UP TO THE KIDNAPPERS TO COME UP WITH RATIONAL SOLUTION
 

Annan recommends allowing Iraq to increase purchases of spare parts FOR ANTI-AIRCRAFT WEAPONRY SO THAT NO-FLY ZONE STANDOFF CAN LAST ANOTHER 8 TO 10 YEARS
 

Top ally of Iran's reformist president charged with HOLDING A dissentING OPINION, A SIN WHICH CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED
 

Ultra-Orthodox Jews helping drugs ring UP RECORD SALES FOR GOD, say police
 

Simpson says 911 call misunderstood by Miami police AS AN INDICATION OF HIM CARING ABOUT ANYONE OTHER THAN HIMSELF
 

China: 1-Child plan helped world, AND KEPT BRIBERY OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BY THOSE WHO COULD AFFORD IT AT AN ACCEPTABLY HIGH LEVEL