Yeltsin plans work, BLOODY MARYS, diplomacy AND BOILERMAKERS during vacation
 

Rich nations seek funds to fix Balkans AFTER SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING THEM
 

France supports Khatami reforms in Iran, ENVISIONS A BRIGHT FUTURE WITH 4 NEW SQUADRONS OF FRENCH-BUILT MIRAGE FIGHTER AIRCRAFT
 

African states plan 'red cards' on coups, 'YELLOW CARDS' ON TRIBE-BASED CIVIL WARS
 

New 'Star Wars' film offends Mexican Catholics BY MAKING MORE MONEY THAN GOD
 

Tensions high between China, Taiwan FOR 5412 DAYS RUNNING
 

China's soccer team finds victory in defeat, AS GOALKEEPER ESCAPES WITH SCHEMATICS FOR NEXT-GENERATION U.S. DEFENSE DEPARTMENT SUPERCOMPUTER
 

COINCIDENTALLY, Habibie rejects Megawati presidency claim AND PLANS FOR MEGAWATT HYDROELECTRIC DAM PROJECT ON SAME DAY
 

Iranians demonstrate outside embassy in Denmark, FIGURING THAT PUTS THEM A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY FROM BEING EXECUTED
 

Russian agents raid home of environmental scientist, CHARGE HIM WITH 'CARING ABOUT THE EARTH'
 

Major posts go to members of ruling family in new Kuwaiti Cabinet, IN KEEPING WITH THE DEMOCRATIC IDEALS PROTECTED FIERCELY IN THE GULF WAR
 

UN awards $2.8 billion for CONSTRUCTION OF Kuwait invasion THEME PARK, WHICH WILL FEATURE 'TARIQ AZIZ WACKY WATER SLIDE' AND 'PIRATES OF THE PERSIAN GULF'
 

FBI agent carries grim memories from Kosovo investigation, EATS ENOUGH CALORIES IN ONE SITTING AT NEIGHBORHOOD DENNY'S RESTAURANT TO FEED KOSOVO FAMILY FOR ONE WEEK