Ugandan university tries to regain past glory AS 'THE' PARTY PLACE IN AFRICA
 

More flaws plague Japan's high tech jet fighter, SUCH AS UNCHARACTERISTICALLY BAD FUEL ECONOMY AND POOR AUDIO FIDELITY ON SONY IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
 

Germans applaud Sunday shopping experiment IN WHICH PEOPLE UTILIZE PAPER CURRENCY TO PURCHASE GOODS AND SERVICES
 

FORMER Kansas senator BOB DOLE calls for greater U.S. support to Sudanese rebels, REMARKING, 'IF THEY DON'T STAND UP TO THE BRITISH, WHO WILL?'
 

Second sex trial opens for former Malaysian finance minister, GIVING HIM ONE MORE CHANCE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
 

Saudi prince demands reform in succession process TO SOMEHOW INCLUDE LIV TYLER IN CEREMONIES
 

Barak's new coalition to freeze settlements IN CHRYOGENIC MIST PENDING RESOLUTION OF SOVEREIGNTY ISSUE
 

Jordan government reportedly seizes lewd T-shirts SPORTING NOTION OF 'EQUALITY OF THE S*XES'
 

South Korea finds practical natural gas reserves IN PROCTOLOGY CLINICS
 

MICHAEL Jordan, USING HIS FIRE RED NIKE 'AIR SMACK' 533 ASSAULT RIFLE, executes 20-year-old who killed 11 family members, friend
 

North Korea accuses South of sending in warships, IN HOPES OF SECURING MORE RICE
 

Once-revered elephants facing tough times in Thailand, MANY SEEN DRUNK IN PUBLIC PLACES AND OPENLY PEDDLING NARCOTICS TO PAY THE RENT
 

Mandela hails South Africa election results AS PROOF HE IS 'A BIGGER BADASS THAN THAT CLINTON GUY'
 

Lockerbie suspects may ask for trial postponement IN ORDER TO DELAY THEIR BEING FOUND GUILTY
 

Belgium lacks controls to keep dioxin out of food, health minister says, 'SO JUST KEEP ON EATING IT AND STOP YOUR COMPLAINING'
 

UN food agency seeks $40 million, THE COST OF 2.18 HOURS OF BOMBING IN KOSOVO, to feed Ethiopians
 

Popular TV host gunned down in Mexico City IN DISPUTE WITH JERRY SPRINGER OVER WHO GETS TO INTERVIEW JAIME VILLANUEVA, AN 55-YEAR-OLD HIV-POSITIVE MIDGET CROSS DRESSER
 

Lee touches Taiwan-China nerve with Kosovo aid, THE NERVE THAT IS TRIGGERED EVERY TIME TAIWAN DOES ANYTHING