IMF chief headed to Moscow for loan talks, BRINGING ENTOURAGE OF HEART SPECIALISTS IN CASE IT BECOMES NECESSARY TO REVIVE HIM
 

Turkish police kill Kurdish rebel commander, DARTH VADER ONE STEP CLOSER TO CRUSHING ALLIANCE
 

RUC under fire after man acquitted of murder BRAGS HE GAVE PROSECUTORS LIMITED EDITION TAMAGOTCHI, BOOTLEGGED BAYWATCH VIDEOS TO CLEAR ALL CHARGES
 

EU grapples with financing to aid expansion OF FRENCH GOVERNMENT'S EGO
 

Chinese president criticizes Swiss for allowing pro-Tibetan demonstrators, SWISS PRESIDENT TELLS CHINESE PRESIDENT TO KISS HIS ASS
 

Egyptian prosecutor terminates probe into alleged sale of child organs, AFTER 3/4-SCALE WURLITZERS ARE UNCOVERED IN CAIRO WAREHOUSE
 

Haitian leader appoints new government in bid to end two years of crisis SURROUNDING WHO WOULD TAKE OVER RUINING THE HAITIAN ECONOMY
 

Right-wing attacks on the decline in Germany, government says, AS TARGETS ARE FEWER AND FEWER
 

Blair, Ahern to visit Northern Ireland, PLAN to DEMONSTRATE IRISH/BRITISH SOLIDARITY BY jump-startING A STALLED CAR TOGETHER FOLLOWING peace talks
 

Standard & Poor's says investment in Japan is getting risky, FINANCIAL WORLD REPLIES 'DO YOU EVER MAKE FINDINGS THAT SURPRISE ANYONE?'
 

Muslim clerics say belly dancers don't qualify for pilgrimage to Mecca, BUT SHOULD COME OVER AND SHAKE THEIR THANGS, AND MAYBE THEY'LL CHANGE THEIR MINDS
 

Court upholds Pinochet arrest, but throws out all but 3 charges, LEAVING ONLY 'BREAKING AND ENTERING', 'PETTY LARCENY', 'USE OF EXTREME HALITOSIS WITH DEADLY INTENT'
 

Japan reevaluates its defenses after 9TH CENTURY VIKING OAR ships EASILY breach waters IN SIMULATED ATTACK
 

Iraq calls on U.N. to replace critical human rights investigator WITH TARIQ AZIZ
 

North Korea reportedly has at least four missile factories WITH ONE DAY'S SUPPLY OF RATIONS SHOULD WAR BREAK OUT
 

South Africa's Tutu 'distressed' at 3-MONTH sentence for former activist, WHICH REQUIRES WATCHING RERUNS OF TV-SHOW 'ALF' ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, WITH NO TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR OR FEIGNED ENJOYMENT