Dan Quayle's Time Travel Machine

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

I am the future.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 10/18/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

I have made good judgments in the Past.
I have made good judgments in the Future.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

The future will be a better tomorrow.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, during the '88 campaign (reported in Newsweek in 1988)

We'll let the sunshine come in and shine on us, because today we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier.
-- Senator Dan Quayle to students at a high school in Miami with the highest dropout rate of the city, 10/26/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get -- The Future!
-- Senator Dan Quayle in eastern Illinois (LA Times 10/19/88)