Select Quayle Topics: Natural Disasters

Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle referring to the collapsed section of the 880 freeway after the San Francisco earthquake of 1989. [This may be a joke; the source is unclear.]

I would like to express my sympathy to all those impacted by this disaster.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle standing in front of the collapsed section of highway caused by the Loma Prieta quake. (CNN)

I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, stepping out of the helicopter upon arrival at Alameda Naval Air Station.

It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle speaking to oil spill clean-up workers at Prince William Sound, May, 1989

The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle speaking to oil spill clean-up workers at Prince William Sound, May, 1989

They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help. And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle discussing federal help in the Chicago floods. (Chicago Tribune, 4/24/92 -- taken from The Quayle Quarterly, Summer/Fall 1992)

The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle attempting to say the SF earthquake wreckage was heart-rending (Newsweek 10/30/89)