Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #76
MAY 23, 2001

2001, Justin Thorne




Taliban to force Hindus to wear identity label: 'MEMBER OF THE WORLD'S MOST REPRESSED SOCIETY'
 

China trumpets Tibet takeover anniversary WITH 'HANDCUFFED TIBETAN PARADE'
 

British election may herald near one-party state, AS THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT IS REMOVED ONCE AND FOR ALL
 

'Les Miserables' sequel under fire FOR THREATENING WORLD WITH ANOTHER MUSICAL
 

Officials long debated risks of anti-drug patrol in Peru, BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT LONG ENOUGH
 

25 years later, Rumsfeld's dream OF BRINGING AMERICA BACK TO BRINKSMANSHIP is alive again
 

Radio shows help ColombiaN SECRET POLICE DECIDE ON kidnap victims
 

Microsoft says BILL GATE'S 'pocket BULGE' THE RESULT OF PC sales' strong and growing PERFORMANCE
 

Contestants Face Rats, Snakes, RE-RUNS OF 'ALF' in NBC's 'Fear Factor'
 

Don't expect economic miracles from Megawati, economists warn, 'AND GOOD LUCK PRONOUNCING MEGAWATI SUKARNOPUTRI CORRECTLY THREE TIMES IN A ROW'
 

Pakistan urges Japanese action over anti-Muslim racism; JAPAN REPLIES WITH OFF-BASE REMARK ABOUT TURBANS
 

French ghost ship entices India with stealth technology; FRENCH SAILORS PUT THEM OFF WITH EXCESSIVE COLOGNE FAINTLY MASKING GARLICKY ODOR
 

Taiwan to proceed with Patriot test, WHICH CONSISTS OF DROPPING PEOPLE FROM 50 METER CLIFF TO SEE IF THEY'RE COMMUNIST AND SURVIVE
 

Thatcher attacks 'arrogant' Labour, OFFERING TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE OF POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK
 

Hong Kong acknowledges blacklist of unwanted people INCLUDES VANILLA ICE