Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #68
FEBRUARY 14, 2001

2001, Justin Thorne




North Korea insists it meets 15TH CENTURY human-rights standards; WORLD REMAINS SKEPTICAL

Anti-Asian party regaining power in Australia, A NATION WHICH BORDERS ASIA

GOD MAKES HIS FEELINGS KNOWN AS goo appears on Florida's beaches

173 reportedly die in El Salvador quake SECONDS BEFORE CERTAIN DEATH AT THE HANDS OF GUERRILLA REBELS

Officials criticize British soldier for HOARDING TOP-NOTCH topless photos AND REFUSING TO SHARE

Veggies won't cut breast cancer risk, SO WHY BOTHER EATING THEM?

Gruesome discovery OF SHREW BY-PRODUCTS IN MCDONALDS FOOD RESEARCH LABORATORY ends mystery BEHIND THE FLAVOR OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS

Two civilians were at controls of sub during collision, SCREAMING 'YEE-HAW'

Indian lawmakers call for ban on Valentine's Day, CITING THE DANGERS OF LOVE

Call to end Libya sanctions MADE MOST FERVENTLY BY PETROLEUM COMPANIES

Thais drive out Myanmar troops WHO BECAME LOST ON THEIR WAY TO HARRASS AUNG SAN SUU KYI

Metallica hails Napster decision FOR UPHOLDING THE ESTABLISHMENT VIEWS THEY MYSTERIOUSLY ESPOUSE

Mayor apologizes for arrest, cites divorce AS CONVENIENT EXCUSE

Genome analysis shows humans survive on low number of genes, WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING GIVEN HOW MANY SURVIVE ON LIMITED BRAIN FUNCTION

IN AN SUPERLATIVE DISPLAY OF SPIN CONTROL, sub in collision was 'conducting EXPERIMENTAL UNDERWATER drillING OF SHIP HULLS,' Navy says, 'AND DID A REMARKABLE JOB'