Anti-Asian party regaining power in Australia, A NATION WHICH BORDERS ASIA
 

GOD MAKES HIS FEELINGS KNOWN AS goo appears on Florida's beaches
 

173 reportedly die in El Salvador quake SECONDS BEFORE CERTAIN DEATH AT THE HANDS OF GUERRILLA REBELS
 

Officials criticize British soldier for HOARDING TOP-NOTCH topless photos AND REFUSING TO SHARE
 

Veggies won't cut breast cancer risk, SO WHY BOTHER EATING THEM?
 

Gruesome discovery OF SHREW BY-PRODUCTS IN MCDONALDS FOOD RESEARCH LABORATORY ends mystery BEHIND THE FLAVOR OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS
 

Two civilians were at controls of sub during collision, SCREAMING 'YEE-HAW'
 

Indian lawmakers call for ban on Valentine's Day, CITING THE DANGERS OF LOVE
 

Call to end Libya sanctions MADE MOST FERVENTLY BY PETROLEUM COMPANIES
 

Thais drive out Myanmar troops WHO BECAME LOST ON THEIR WAY TO HARRASS AUNG SAN SUU KYI
 

Metallica hails Napster decision FOR UPHOLDING THE ESTABLISHMENT VIEWS THEY MYSTERIOUSLY ESPOUSE
 

Mayor apologizes for arrest, cites divorce AS CONVENIENT EXCUSE
 

Genome analysis shows humans survive on low number of genes, WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING GIVEN HOW MANY SURVIVE ON LIMITED BRAIN FUNCTION