North Korea insists it meets 15TH CENTURY human-rights standards; WORLD REMAINS SKEPTICAL
Anti-Asian party regaining power in Australia, A NATION WHICH BORDERS
GOD MAKES HIS FEELINGS KNOWN AS goo appears on Florida's beaches
173 reportedly die in El Salvador quake SECONDS BEFORE CERTAIN DEATH
AT THE HANDS OF GUERRILLA REBELS
Officials criticize British soldier for HOARDING TOP-NOTCH topless photos
AND REFUSING TO SHARE
Veggies won't cut breast cancer risk, SO WHY BOTHER EATING THEM?
Gruesome discovery OF SHREW BY-PRODUCTS IN MCDONALDS FOOD RESEARCH LABORATORY
ends mystery BEHIND THE FLAVOR OF CHICKEN MCNUGGETS
Two civilians were at controls of sub during collision, SCREAMING 'YEE-HAW'
Indian lawmakers call for ban on Valentine's Day, CITING THE DANGERS
Call to end Libya sanctions MADE MOST FERVENTLY BY PETROLEUM COMPANIES
Thais drive out Myanmar troops WHO BECAME LOST ON THEIR WAY TO HARRASS
AUNG SAN SUU KYI
Metallica hails Napster decision FOR UPHOLDING THE ESTABLISHMENT VIEWS
THEY MYSTERIOUSLY ESPOUSE
Mayor apologizes for arrest, cites divorce AS CONVENIENT EXCUSE
Genome analysis shows humans survive on low number of genes, WHICH ISN'T
SURPRISING GIVEN HOW MANY SURVIVE ON LIMITED BRAIN FUNCTION
IN AN SUPERLATIVE DISPLAY OF SPIN CONTROL, sub in collision was 'conducting EXPERIMENTAL UNDERWATER drillING OF SHIP HULLS,' Navy says, 'AND DID A REMARKABLE JOB'