New Philippine president tries to 'hit the ground running' FROM MILITANT SNIPER FIRE
 

Austria's Haider speaks out against payments to Jews, CITING THAT THEY ALREADY CONTROL THE WORLD'S MONEY SUPPLY
 

Skinned dog carcasses found in Hungary BY 'BYSTANDER' IN SUSPICIOUS 'MINK' COAT
 

Libya puts 331 people on trial FOR SUPPORTING DEMOCRACY
 

Ousted Philippine president barred from leaving country UNTIL HE PAYS HIS COUNTRY CLUB FEES
 

'Impressed' Bulgarian president offers job to hacker WHO DOWNLOADED PICTURES OF HIM WITH HIS ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT
 

German official criticizes U.S. for uranium weapons in Balkans, U.S. OFFICIAL CRITICIZES GERMANY FOR ORGANIZED EXTERMINATION OF JEWS
 

Bush sets out education plan DESIGNED TO MAKE SURE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT POOR PEOPLE AND RICH PEOPLE WON'T EVER HAVE TO STUDY TOGETHER AGAIN, AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL PICK UP THE BILL FOR IT, TOO
 

Russian cargo ship blasts off to guide Mir to HIT Earth AND DEMOLISH CLEVELAND
 

Tunisia's UNPOPULAR AND OUT-OF-TOUCH president changes cabinetS AND WALLPAPER IN OFFICIAL RESIDENCE IN RESPONSE TO PUBLIC PROTESTS OVER RISING TAXES
 

Falun Gong followers GIVEN ULTIMATUM BY CHINESE AUTHORITIES: attempt suicide OR BE EXECUTED
 

Sierra Leone can't afford election, says poll chief, "SO WE'LL JUST LET WHOEVER'S IN OFFICE CARRY ON UNTIL THEY GET BORED OR THE MILITARY LAUNCHES ANOTHER COUP"
 

Colombian rebels reject Pastrana's bid to restart peace talks, CITING THAT THEY WERE NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN PEACE AT THIS TIME