Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #66
JANUARY 22, 2001

2001, Justin Thorne




Wind buys time for PRESIDENT BUSH TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE Galapagos Islands ARE after LEARNING OF oil spill

New Philippine president tries to 'hit the ground running' FROM MILITANT SNIPER FIRE

Austria's Haider speaks out against payments to Jews, CITING THAT THEY ALREADY CONTROL THE WORLD'S MONEY SUPPLY

Skinned dog carcasses found in Hungary BY 'BYSTANDER' IN SUSPICIOUS 'MINK' COAT

Libya puts 331 people on trial FOR SUPPORTING DEMOCRACY

Ousted Philippine president barred from leaving country UNTIL HE PAYS HIS COUNTRY CLUB FEES

'Impressed' Bulgarian president offers job to hacker WHO DOWNLOADED PICTURES OF HIM WITH HIS ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

German official criticizes U.S. for uranium weapons in Balkans, U.S. OFFICIAL CRITICIZES GERMANY FOR ORGANIZED EXTERMINATION OF JEWS

Bush sets out education plan DESIGNED TO MAKE SURE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT POOR PEOPLE AND RICH PEOPLE WON'T EVER HAVE TO STUDY TOGETHER AGAIN, AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL PICK UP THE BILL FOR IT, TOO

Russian cargo ship blasts off to guide Mir to HIT Earth AND DEMOLISH CLEVELAND

Tunisia's UNPOPULAR AND OUT-OF-TOUCH president changes cabinetS AND WALLPAPER IN OFFICIAL RESIDENCE IN RESPONSE TO PUBLIC PROTESTS OVER RISING TAXES

Falun Gong followers GIVEN ULTIMATUM BY CHINESE AUTHORITIES: attempt suicide OR BE EXECUTED

Sierra Leone can't afford election, says poll chief, "SO WE'LL JUST LET WHOEVER'S IN OFFICE CARRY ON UNTIL THEY GET BORED OR THE MILITARY LAUNCHES ANOTHER COUP"

Colombian rebels reject Pastrana's bid to restart peace talks, CITING THAT THEY WERE NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN PEACE AT THIS TIME

Hijack of Yemen jet with U.S. envoy aboard foiled WHEN MCGYVER FABRICATES A WEAPON FROM TWO COAT HANGERS, A MATTRESS SPRING AND A JAR OF MANZANILLA OLIVES