Monsoon devastates Indonesian island PREVOUSLY SLATED FOR DEVASTATION BY MOB VIOLENCE
 

Japan 'spy' admits passing THE secrets USED TO DEVELOP MINDLESS DEMAND FOR LOVEABLE ANIMATED CHARACTERS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS
 

Israel questions PALESTINIAN boy's death WITH LESS-THAN-CONVINCING 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WAS REALLY A BOY, AND CAN YOU PROVE HE WAS PALESTINIAN?'
 

Tamil rebels offer peace talks ON THE ONE HAND, CONTINUED CAR BOMBINGS ON THE OTHER
 

Miss World pageant aims for higher profile THROUGH ELIMINATION OF SWIMSUIT COMPETITION IN FAVOR OF STARK NUDITY COMPETITION
 

Mexico's Fox names cabinet members, AMERICA'S FOX NEWS NETWORK TRIES IT'S BEST TO ANNOINT GEORGE BUSH KING
 

Venezuela calls home its ambassador AFTER HE RENOUNCES CORRUPTION
 

Russia offers 'strategic partnership' with parts of Europe, WHERE THE EUROPEAN NATION RECEIVES 'PARTNERSHIP' IN EXCHANGE FOR 'STRATEGIC' CASH FOR RUSSIA
 

Kostunica snubs Albright in Austria IN FAVOR OF SOME QUALITY TIME WITH JOERG HAIDER
 

Fujimori says he made decision to resign suddenly AFTER SECURING TICKETS TO TOKYO
 

Clinton confirms N.Ireland trip TO COMPLETE TRIUMVIRATE WITH VIETNAM AND ISRAEL FOR 'FAILED U.S. POLICY TOUR 2000'
 

Former President Nelson Mandela to undergo APPARENTLY PUBLIC prostate tests
 

Massive street protests held BY GROUP CALLED 'AIRBORNE DEATH NOW' after Indian court closes polluting factories