Iran fights back against U.S. terrorism law BY ORDERING ALL TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS TO REINCORPORATE UNDER IRANIAN LAW AS 'UNBRIDLED VIOLENCE UNITS'
 

China's census takers go to work TO PROVIDE NEW SOURCES OF DISINFORMATION FOR THE CHINESE REGIME
 

Israelis draw up battle plan after soldiers die, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE THE WRONG ORDER TO MOST ANALYSTS
 

Mexicans mark Day of the Dead WITH GUN PLAY IN THE STREETS
 

Indonesian president claims THE U.S. supportS HIS GOVERNMENT'S POOR HANDLING OF THREATS TO THE SAFETY OF AMERICAN CITIZENS
 

Clinton declares NJ disaster area, CONFIRMING WHAT MANY ALREADY KNEW
 

U.N. panel: Dealers buying illegal diamonds from Angolan rebels DO NOT SEEM TO HAVE ANY MORAL TREPIDATIONS ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER
 

Africa lagging in Internet use, study suggests PROPERLY FEEDING THE CONTINENT MIGHT GIVE POTENTIAL SURFERS THE NUTRIENTS THEY NEED
 

Colombia vote rejects government, armed groups IN FAVOR OF ANARCHY AND RECORD DRUG SALES
 

Stunned by rural poverty RIVALING THAT OF HIS OWN COUNTRY, Castro urges Venezuelans to back Chavez
 

Yoko Ono's first U.S. retrospective opens in New York TO LINGERING SENSE THAT SHE IS ONE ODD LADY
 

Haiti may postpone presidential vote TO ALLOW MORE TIME FOR BALLOT RIGGING
 

Former member of Pinochet's secret police admits two political assassinations WERE SCHEDULED PER NIGHT SO THAT PINOCHET COULD ALWAYS WAKE UP TO 'GOOD NEWS'