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Germany's central bank preparing to make change TO EXTRACTING POUNDS OF FLESH FOR LATE LOAN PAYMENTS Albright arrives in South Korea SMELLING OF HOG'S FEET AND EYE OF NEWT
Policies toward N. Korea, Cuba don't match IN THEIR ABILITY TO CONJURE
EVIL SPIRITS
Austria to compensate WWII slave laborers WITH OLD-FASHIONED SHOVEL
TO THE HEAD
Prisoners release SLAIN Turkish prison guards AS FLESH-HUNGRY ZOMBIES
Jewish settlers come back to West Bank ARMED WITH PITCHFORKS AND RATTLESNAKES
Hundreds OF PINTS OF BLOOD EMPTIED, SCORES injured as Jordanian VAMPIREs
try to cross Israeli-controlled border
Frustrated, POSSESSED Egyptian voters turn THEIR HEADS 360-DEGREES ARoUnD
IN EERIE CONFRONTATION WITH police
Italy abandons compulsory military service FOR VOLUNTEER LEGIONS OF
THE LIVING DEAD
Return of ex-spy chief sets off crisis in Peru WHEN 3 HUMAN SKULLS ARE
FOUND IN HIS CLOSET
Iran's judiciary shuts down 2 more newspapers FOR HARBORING SPIRIT OF
SATAN
Paris mayor ejected from own political party FOR TAKING MORE THAN HIS
SHARE OF THE ELECTORATE'S BLOOD
Indonesia says half of its coral reefs are dead, ISSUES WARNING TO OTHER
HALF: 'YOUR DAY IS COMING'
Trial of Romanian prison commander postponed IN ORDER TO ALLOW EXECUTIONER
TIME TO SHARPEN HIS INSTRUMENTS
North Korea indicates it won't launch missiles AS LONG AS IT CAN CAST SPELLS OVER THE U.S. WHICH CAUSE IT TO CODDLE CORRUPT REGIMES, officials say
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