Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #54
SEPTEMBER 18, 2000

©2000, Justin Thorne


 
 
Bush NOW focusing on domestic agenda AFTER STARTLING DISCOVERY THAT HE CANNOT NAME 15 COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF THE U.S.
 

Peru president prepares NEW BALLOT FRAUD TECHNIQUES TO BE ROLLED OUT IN TIME for new elections
 

U.S. warns Iraq to avoid any aggressive action, OR IT WILL CONTINUE STARVING IRAQI CHILDREN
 

FEARING ANY SORT OF PROGRESS THAT WILL PUT THEM OUT OF WORK, Mideast negotiators backtrack in peace talks
 

Tony Blair WEARs ATHLETIC supportER, GOLFWEAR MADE OF PETROLEUM BY-PRODUCTs, CARRIES putters FOR ENERGY MINISTERS amid British fuel protests
 

Police shut down Islamic youth offices in Turkey, APPARENTLY FOR SUPPORTING ISLAMIC YOUTHS
 

Cuba offers to send doctors to U.S., IN ADDITION TO THE REGULAR SUPPLY OF FELONS
 

Abusive U.S. peacekeepers cause 'grave concern THAT AMERICANS MAY SEEM LIKE OVERBEARING BULLIES TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. IMAGINE THAT.' – Cohen
 

Bush targets middle class FOR MARGINALIZATION in campaign rebuild
 

Swiss firms seek protection against Nazi slave labor lawsuits, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THEY FEAR LOSING THEM
 

Russian oil experts in Iraq LOOKING FOR WAYS TO IRRITATE WEST AND EXPLOIT SITUATION TO THEIR ADVANTAGE
 

Clinton PRIVATELY celebrates Constitution WITH THREE YOUNG 'LEGAL SCHOLARS' OF HIS CHOICE
 

Key facts about Peru: CORRUPT, AUTHORITARIAN, NOT LIKELY TO CHANGE ANYTIME SOON
 

Police open fire during political clash in India; 7 dead
 

Indian prime minister gets lavish White House treatment