Justin's Whirled Headlines Issue #53
SEPTEMBER 5, 2000

©2000, Justin Thorne


 
 
South Africa to export elephants to Angola, BOOKMAKERS WORKING ON ODDS FOR FIRST MINEFIELD ELEPHANT CASUALTY
 

Milosevic 'backed by 1.5 million' POUNDS OF HIGH-POWER EXPLOSIVES
 

Barak says time for peace talks running short, TIME FOR 'SOME WHOOP-ASS' NEARING
 

Rainforest coffee brings hope to farmers, fears to environmentalists, DOLLAR SIGNS TO THE EYES OF STARBUCKS EXECUTIVES
 

Liberia's Taylor sees no need for truth commission, SINCE HE’S PERFECTLY SATISFIED WITH HIS VERSION
 

Colombian navy nets 3 tons of cocaine in Pacific, TAKES A LONG TIME GETTING BACK TO PORT
 

Official won't prevent Yugoslav elections in Kosovo FROM BEING A SHAM
 

At least 60 PEACEFULLY killed since Burundi peace agreement signed
 

South American presidents meet, pledge economic unity AND WIDESPREAD CORRUPTION
 

Eisenhower, Churchill kin meet, AGREE THAT UNLIKE THEIR FAMOUS RELATIVES, THEY HAVEN’T AMOUNTED TO MUCH OF ANYTHING
 

Pakistan addresses discrimination, violence against women BY ORDERING THEM TO STAY AT HOME AND AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD
 

Elephant kills U.S. tourist in Namibia; another tourist injured BY IRRITABLE BUSHBABY
 

Pope defends beatification of Pius IX WITH POLITICALLY INCORRECT ‘SO WHAT IF HE MISTREATED JEWS? EVERYBODY ELSE DOES’ DEFENSE
 

Yugoslav THOUGHT police raid headquarters of Serbian student group
 

Myanmar opposition leader reportedly in good health, JUST ASK THE MILITARY GUARDS KEEPING HER INSIDE HER HOUSE