Issue #45
JUNE 8, 2000

©2000, Justin Thorne


 
 
Gerry Adams urges London bombers to stop campaign UNTIL TALKS HAVE FAILED AGAIN
 

German Cabinet backs women in army after ruling THAT MORALE WOULD BE GREATLY IMPROVED
 

Saudi Arabia gives illegal aliens one-month grace period TO PREPARE FOR THEIR EXECUTIONS
 

Hindus and Christians compete for followers in Trinidad’S ANNUAL ‘CONVERT THE ISLANDERS SHOWDOWN’
 

Libya, Tunisia agree to 'BOMB COMPONENT free-trade zone'
 

Guyana, Suriname agree to solve border dispute quickly, AND WITH AS MUCH BLOODSHED AND MUTUAL RECRIMINATION AS POSSIBLE
 

Fujimori says his security chief should step forward, AND ACCEPT COMMENDATION AS ‘BALLOT RIGGER GENERAL’
 

In PROBLEMATIC quest for self-sufficiency, Brazil sells oil rights TO FOREIGN-CONTROLLED CONGLOMERATES
 

Fujimori defiant about Peru's election woes, STATING, ‘AS LONG AS I END UP WINNING, WHAT WOES ARE THERE?’
 

Chinese Web site operator reportedly arrested on subversion charges FOR PERFORMING A SITE SEARCH ON HOTBOT FOR ‘FREEDOM FROM OPPRESSION’
 

Russian governors criticize Putin's plan to curb their powers, AS IT WOULD DEAL A SERIOUS BLOW TO THEIR ELABORATE SYSTEM OF BRIBES AND KICKBACKS
 

Motive unclear in attack on Greens lawmaker in Germany, BUT THE SMART BETS ARE ON ‘SOMETHING POLITICAL’
 

Norwegian students told to make illegal drug for final exam, PROMPTING SWARM OF AMERICAN STUDENTS TO SHOW INTEREST IN NORWEGIAN EXCHANGE PROGRAMS
 

Female cabbies begin work in United Arab Emirates; THE TELEVISION AND THE MICROWAVE OVEN TO BE INTRODUCED IN 2001
 

Suharto's defamation suit against Time magazine dismissed FOLLOWING DETERMINATION THAT HIS DEFAMATION WAS A LONG TIME IN THE MAKING