RELUCTANT TO GIVE UP CONTROL OF A SITUATION, Ban on British beef to continue in France
 

Observers hail clean Mozambican poll AS FLUKE
 

Yugoslav army takes control of Montenegro's primary airport AS NATO ATTACKS HAVE LEFT YUGOSLAV AIRLINES CRITICALLY SHORT OF HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS
 

Prince Charles writes of losing loved ones to cancer AND LAMENTING THERE WAS NOTHING AN ENORMOUSLY WEALTHY PERSON LIKE HIMSELF COULD POSSIBLY DO ABOUT IT
 

Russian nuclear chief says missile forces ready for Y2K ARMAGEDDON
 

French Cabinet adopts bills aimed at boosting female candidates' BREASTS TO IMPROVE THEIR CHANCES OF WINNING
 

Indonesia, RECOGNIZING A REGION IN LESS TURMOIL THAN ITS OWN, announces it will open trade office in Gaza
 

Russia, Belarus reaffirm symbolic union agreement BY GETTING REALLY DRUNK TOGETHER
 

Russians continue attacks on Chechen militants, CHILDREN AND THE ELDERLY
 

Rome anxiously awaits influx of New Year's tourists FOR EVENT DUBBED 'JOHN PAUL 2K'
 

Cohen denounces Russian conduct in Chechnya AS NOT PROVIDING ENOUGH VIDEO FOOTAGE OF COMMUTER TRAINS BEING TAKEN OUT BY SMART BOMBS
 

Colombia activates new force to counter guerrillas, CALLED THE 'NEW COUNTER GUERRILLA FORCE'
 

Nobel economy laureate says he was happy to see SPICY 'Euro dip' SERVED AT HIS RECEPTION