Anti-Peronist claims victory in Argentina presidential election, EXECUTES OPPONENTS
 

Albright pushes for adherence to Sierra Leone peace deal, DRINKING OF BLOOD OF FRESHLY KILLED OX
 

Illinois governor on visit to Cuba attends Mass OF THE LIVING DEAD, tours Old Havana
 

Water, mud, HUNCHBACKED FREAKS and rain are constant companions of Mexico's flooding victims
 

Venezuelan president arrives in Madrid for two-day visit TO "HAUNTED HACIENDA"
 

Tainted milk likely killer of at least 28 Peruvian school children, MYSTERY MEAT LIKELY KILLER OF THOUSANDS
 

ZOMBIE/Chinese president JIANG ZEMIN arrives in France for state visit, FIENDISH PLOTTING
 

Serbia could let Montenegro go without bloodshed, officials indicate, BUT THAT WOULD TAKE THE SADISTIC PLEASURE OUT OF IT
 

Dutch doctors oppose right to die for 12 year-olds UNLESS THEY HAVE THE CHANCE TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THE CHILDREN FIRST
 

Iran rejects new dialogue with United States, IN FAVOR OF EERIE SILENCE
 

Jiang says China's population AND PENDING PACT WITH THE DEVIL his biggest problemS
 

Outspoken Hong Kong broadcasting chief to step down, ALLOW MINDLESS DRONE TO TAKE OVER
 

Lawrence Summers urges China's entry into World Trade Organization, BECAUSE HE IS PURE EVIL