Greece deals with aftermath of deadly earthquake WITH SMUG REALIZATION THEY GOT OFF MUCH BETTER THAN TURKEY
 

Panel recommends more neutral police force in Northern Ireland, WHICH WILL BEAT CONFESSIONS OUT OF SUSPECTS WITHOUT A HINT OF DISCRIMINATION
 

Amsterdam revives bicycle plan in effort to ease traffic JAMS CAUSED BY DRIVERS TRIPPING ON MUSHROOMS
 

Entertainment system suppliers named in Swissair crash complaint FOR PROVIDING LOUSY AUDIO QUALITY IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES BEFORE IMPACT
 

Disney says Middle East exhibit not political, JUST ANOTHER SHAMELESS ATTEMPT TO MAKE MONEY
 

North Korea marks 51st anniversary of its founding WITH 'VIRTUAL FEAST'
 

Guatemalan presidential candidate shrugs off revelation that he killed 2 men, STATING, 'IT'S NOT A REVELATION TO ME'
 

Britain honors Revolutionary War spy WHOSE ASSISTANCE ULTIMATELY MEANT NOTHING
 

Burundi's defense minister says journalists are the enemy, BECAUSE 'THEY'RE THE ONES SPRAYING CIVILIANS WITH BULLETS, NOT US - HONEST
 

Mubarak attacker said to have grudge against government, WHICH MOST OBSERVERS AGREE IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT