Canada deals with rash of defectors from Pan Am games BY LOADING THEM IN A TRUCK BOUND FOR CHICAGO
 

Slovakia youths attack Chinese diplomat, 2 others, FINALLY TAKING THE HEAT OFF THE U.S.
 

Prince William burns rubber IN FREE LOVE PROTEST
 

Barak makes most of time at Moroccan king's funeral, PICKING UP SOME VULNERABLE, MOURNING MOROCCAN BABES
 

U.S., Vietnam reach agreement to normalize trade relations, WHICH UNTIL NOW ONLY PERMITTED A YEARLY AVERAGE $240 MILLION OF LOW COST TEXTILES TO FLOOD INTO WALMART CLOTHING PRODUCTS (SOLD WITH PRIDE IN THE U.S.A.)
 

UNHCR: Donors give far less to refugees in Africa than in Kosovo, BECAUSE GIVING TO WHITE PEOPLE IS SOMETHING WHITE PEOPLE DO WELL
 

Japan works to prevent tuberculosis outbreak ON THE ONE HAND, IGNORES RISING TEEN TOBACCO USE ON THE OTHER
 

Congo rebels still divided over peace signature, REBEL LEADERS STICKING TO THE CLAIM THAT EVERY 'T' WAS CLEARLY CROSSED
 

Chirac promises to help African nations move to democracy UNDER THE WING OF FRENCH HEGEMONY
 

Chiquita workers protest plan to replace banana crops WITH CHRYSLER AUTO PLANT UPROOTED FROM INDIANA
 

S.Africa, civil servants wrestle to end wage spat, ENLISTING MINNESOTA GOVERNOR JESSIE 'THE BODY' VENTURA TO OFFICIATE AT RINGSIDE
 

NATO, U.N. try to rebuild confidence IN THOSE WHO HAVEN'T YET BEEN KILLED THAT THEY WON'T BE KILLED, after killings LED TO ALL THOSE AROUND THEM BEING KILLED
 

Kuwaiti women's rights dealt blow by senior MP, WHO HAS DRAFTED LEGISLATION ELIMINATING FUNDING FOR PUBLIC EDUCATION FOR GIRLS, IN ORDER TO BE DIVERTED TO A NEW GOVERNMENT PROGRAM CALLED 'BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT 2000'