Peace talks PUT MICROSOFT founder BILL GATES between East Timor's rival factions AND HIS ULTIMATE GOAL - THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF BILLGATICA
 

Canada's child porn law struck down again, AS CHIEF JUSTICE DECIDES HIS PERSONAL COLLECTION IS TOO PRECIOUS
 

Israeli officials welcome idea of papal visit, BUT AREN'T IN A BIG HURRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
 

Milosevic government calls for unity; Germans report new massacre site AT 'WWW.LATESTDEATHTOLL.COM'
 

Turkish businesses targeted in Germany after Ocalan verdict, BECAUSE RACIST HATRED IS BEST FOUGHT WITH RACIST HATRED
 

U.N. human rights chief visits Kosovo, SUFFERS MASSIVE CORONARY OVER THE WORK LOAD
 

Nigeria's Obasanjo swears in 47-member cabinet, KICKING OFF THE BETTING POOL FOR WHICH ONE OF THEM WILL LEAD THE IMPENDING COUP D'ETAT
 

Coca-Cola pulls bottles from Polish shelves after mold discovered TO BE KEY INGREDIENT
 

American hostage released from captivity in Chechnya, FINALLY CONVINCING REBELS HE WASN'T RUSSIAN BY DECLINING A THIRD HELPING OF BORSCHT
 

African ministers question Congo peace plan, THINK IT SHOULD INVOLVE MORE GUNS AND WANTON DESTRUCTION
 

Critics accuse rebel-turned-Venezuelan president of creating dictatorship, IN COMPLETE CONTRAST WITH THE VENEZUELA OF THE PAST
 

Torrential rains kill 23 in Japan UNWILLING TO ABANDON THEIR TAMAGOCHIS TO EVACUATE
 

El Salvador censors Crap on radio, GIVING ONLY THE FINEST CRAP THE GOVERNMENT SEAL OF APPROVAL