North Korea requests temporary delay in talks with South Korea, AS NORTH KOREAN REPRESENTATIVES PAUSE TO FIND REMOTELY PLAUSIBLE ARGUMENTS FOR THEIR GOVERNMENT'S POSITION
 

China working on cloning pandaS TO CARRY BATTLEFIELD NUCLEAR DEVICES
 

Muslim families wait to see if 800-year-old guardian duties will remain THEIRS, OR BE ASSUMED BY TIME/WARNER IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER BID
 

Yeltsin gives 'gift' of JFK files, OLD SPICE AFTERSHAVE TO CLINTON ON FATHER'S DAY
 

U2 members, 20,000 others join hands for debt relief, WHICH COULD BE FINANCED ENTIRELY USING THE PROCEEDS FROM U2'S 1991 ALBUM, 'ACHTUNG BABY'
 

Eritrea denies taking Ethiopian territory, ISSUING STATEMENT, 'THINK OF IT AS COLLATERAL'
 

Japan Air pilots' strike ends WHEN MANAGEMENT AGREES TO INCREASE CIGARETTE ALLOWANCE TO 4 PACKS A DAY FOR PILOTS WITH OVER 3000 FLIGHT HOURS
 

Chinese farmer jumps Yellow River on motorcycle; I.P. FREELY COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT
 

Indonesian officials blame complex voting process for new delays, AS OPPOSED TO A COMPLETE LACK OF DEMOCRACY
 

Jamaica's Sunsplash music festival canceled WHEN TOO MUCH REEFER MAKES ORGANIZERS UNCOMMITED TO PUTTING ANY PLANS TOGETHER
 

U.N. police head for troubled East Timor TO PERFECT THEIR 'FLAMMABLE BLANKET ON A RAGING FIRE' ROUTINE
 

India to help upgrade infrastructure facilities in Bangladesh, FIGURING IT HAS TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH AT LEAST ONE BORDERING COUNTRY
 

Kosovo refugees find haven at Georgia retreat, WHERE LOCALS ASK THEM, 'SO WHERE IN GERMANY ARE YA'LL FROM?'