Sikorsky honored in native Russia as aviation pioneer WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR THE WEST TO TERRORIZE COMMUNIST TROOPS FROM THE AIR
 

Barak names Likud as 'preferred' coalition partner, WHICH GRANTS LIKUD MEMBERS AN AUTOMATIC $500 LINE OF CREDIT
 

Peace talks for Sierra Leone begin in Togo, DEMONSTRATING THAT NO ONE HAS HANDLE ON SITUATION, SINCE THEY CAN'T EVEN GET THE LOCATION RIGHT
 

Malaysian premier moves to quash Anwar's defamation suit, STATING, 'WE'VE DISCREDITED YOU JUST ABOUT THE EXTENT WE WANTED'
 

Chinese spies obtained U.S. secrets, report says, WITH TRUTH SERUM LADEN KUNG PAO CHICKEN
 

Angolan rebels hint at will to talk peace, DESIRE TO CONTINUE KILLING
 

Gandhi pulls resignation 'SPOOF', resumes control of Congress party WITH SIDE-SPLITTING DOUBLE-TAKE
 

Thai court gives its 1st jail sentences for software piracy - 2 WEEKS WITH EARLY PAROLE FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR
 

Iraq formally renews U.N. oil-for-food deal, ASKING FOR 50 MILLION BIG MACS IN EXCHANGE FOR 350,000 BARRELS OF LIGHT CRUDE
 

Taliban leader wants end to violence with Shiites, OR HE'LL BOMB THEM
 

Perry COMO'S TOMB TO BE LOCATED in North Korea AS CONCESSION for defense talks
 

Britain proposes opening more 'GUINNESS BOOK' records CATEGORIES, SUCH AS 'MOST UNPALATABLE NATIONAL CUISINE' AND 'MOST DYSFUNCTIONAL ROYAL FAMILY'
 

Tokyo police search shops linked to doomsday cult, SUCH AS 'ASAHARA'S ARMAGEDDON JEWELRY' AND 'LEVITATING YOGI FROZEN YOGURT'
 

Russian space dignitary'S ELECTRIC RAZOR charged with MINI NUCLEAR battery, IMPRESSING NASA OFFICIALS in Florida
 

Japan says U.S. hypocritical in allowing Makah whale hunt, AND SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT IT DOES, KILL 300 WHALES A YEAR FOR 'SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH'
 

North Korea's 'No. 2' leader 'SAMYOON THE DEFECATOR' expected to visit China next week FOR CIRCUS APPEARANCE
 

Daring satellite TV channel jolts Arab world BY AIRING 'BAYWATCH'
 

Venezuela won't grant U.S. permission for anti-drug flights, BUT IS MORE THAN WILLING TO OFFER VOLUME DISCOUNTS ON COCAINE