OVERPOPULATED China charges Communist official TO KILL MORE PEOPLE in NEXT bridge collapse
 

Canada celebrates birth of a new territory WHOSE NAME NO ONE CAN PRONOUNCE CORRECTLY
 

Peruvian police seize two tons of cocaine, PUT ON ONE RAGING PARTY
 

Marine says he destroyed tape to keep it off Italian television, AS WELL AS 'TO PREVENT ANOTHER NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT', WHICH SOURCES SAY RHYMES WITH 'FUNVICTION'
 

Impeachment proceedings against Yeltsin move forward, YELTSIN CALLS NURSE TO CHANGE BED PAN
 

Prime ministers present NEW plan to salvage Belfast peace accord, WHICH INCLUDES FREE HAPPY MEALS FOR EVERYONE WHO LAYS DOWN THEIR WEAPONS
 

Ukrainian sentenced to death for 52 killings, KILLER CLAIMS MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE, COMMENTING, 'HEY, I ONLY KILLED 49 OF THOSE PEOPLE - THIS IS AN OUTRAGE'
 

Chinese premier's visit still on despite NATO airstrikes WHICH MAKE CHINA JEALOUS IT CAN'T BE PART OF A WAR
 

Soldiers in Ethiopia-Eritrea war fear world has forgotten them, WILL STEP UP EFFORTS TO KILL EACH OTHER
 

Seldom-seen ROMANTIC side of Churchill revealed in letters to wife'S BROTHER, WHO WAS VERY 'CLOSE'
 

RussiaN PRESIDENT to decide which banks to bail out BY REFERRING TO LEDGER, SEEING WHICH BANK PRESIDENTS HAVE BEEN MOST GENEROUS WITH GIFTS OF LIQUOR