| Issue #61 |
11/8/00 |
Mugabe out TO GUN DOWN SANTA CLAUS by Christmas, opposition chief predicts |
| Issue #62 |
11/18/00 |
Clinton lands in Vietnam, ASKS 'SO WHERE ARE THOSE HOOCHIE-HOOCHIE GIRLS?' |
| Issue #63 |
11/28/00 |
World's longest tunnel opens in Norway AS WORLD'S LONGEST LINE OF UNCOMFORTABLE PEOPLE FORMS AT SINGLE TOILET LOCATED BY TUNNEL EXIT |
| Issue #64 |
12/11/00 |
Starbucks brews storm in China's Forbidden City BY OFFERING UNSANCTIONED 'CHAIRMAN MAO-CHA FRAPPUCINO ' |
| Issue #65 |
1/8/01 |
Exhumation of Ceausescu sought TO DETERMINE IF, IN FACT, 150 CLOSE-RANGE BULLET WOUNDS WERE THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH |
| Issue #66 |
1/22/01 |
Wind buys time for PRESIDENT BUSH TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE Galapagos Islands ARE after LEARNING OF oil spill |
| Issue #67 |
2/7/01 |
Bush offers congratulations to Ariel Sharon FOR SHARING TOP HONORS AS 'WORST PRESIDENT FOR THE TIMES' |
| Issue #68 |
2/14/01 |
North Korea insists it meets 15TH CENTURY human-rights standards; WORLD REMAINS SKEPTICAL |
| Issue #69 |
2/27/01 |
Baby found frozen in Canada recovering nicely, EXPECTED TO BE AVAILABLE ON EBAY LATER THIS WEEK |
| Issue #70 |
3/18/01 |
Macedonian troops shell silent hillside AS MIMES RUN FOR COVER |
| Issue #71 |
3/27/01 |
Taliban officials show demolished statues to foreigners, PROUDLY EXCLAIMING, 'SEE? TALIBAN
CRAFTSMANSHIP.' |
| Issue #72 |
4/9/01 |
Clinton 'inaugurates' girl's school in India, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW |
| Issue #73 |
4/17/01 |
Cardinal attacks 'instant culture' IN FAVOR OF 'GLORY DAYS' OF THE INQUISITION |
| Issue #74 |
5/5/01 |
China says US can inspect spy plane IF THEY CAN 'INSPECT' JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT |
| Issue #75 |
5/15/01 |
Violence dots West Bank as Palestinians remember 1948 'catastrophe' WITH NEW 21ST CENTURY VERSION |
