| Issue #16 |
5/26/99 |
NATO hits Milosevic close to home BY STEALING HIS LIONEL RITCHIE ALBUM COLLECTION |
| Issue #17 |
6/7/99 |
First free election in 44 years begins in Indonesia AMID SUSPICIONS THAT ANYONE ELECTED WILL BE CORRUPT
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| Issue #18 |
6/21/99 |
Royal couple's Scottish honeymoon expected to be brief, BECAUSE THEY
HAVE THE IMPORTANT TASK OF BEING RICH TO GET BACK TO
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| Issue #19 |
7/1/99 |
Outgoing U.S. ambassador says China's leaders want to repair relations, BUT AREN'T VERY GOOD AT SAYING SORRY
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| Issue #20 |
7/13/99 |
Dutch court jails 2 for Internet racism, CITES NUMEROUS DUTCH CHILD PORN
SITES AS "BEACON OF NATIONAL PRIDE" |
| Issue #21 |
7/27/99 |
Iraq reportedly courts investors for power sector, WHO WILL LIKELY SEE THEIR INVESTMENT GO UP IN A BARRAGE OF SIDEWINDER MISSILES WITHIN 8 WEEKS OF COMPLETION |
| Issue #22 |
8/13/99 |
Russia mounting 'massive operation' in Dagestan TO IRRIGATE YELTSIN'S COLON |
| Issue #23 |
8/18/99 |
Britain tossing some history overboard, AS IT’S PROVING TOO EMBARRASSING |
| Issue #24 |
8/27/99 |
Militias promise 'sea of fire' if East Timor chooses independence, GIVING NEW MEANING TO THE TERM 'OPEN ELECTION PROCESS' |
| Issue #25 |
9/3/99 |
Woman flying in business class finds rat on her lap TRAY AFTER MAKING SELECTION BETWEEN "MEAT" OR FISH |
| Issue #26 |
9/10/99 |
Arab illiteracy rate at 43 percent, UNESCO says, WHICH PUTS THEM NECK AND NECK WITH THE AMERICANS |
| Issue #27 |
9/20/99 |
Deadline for KLA demilitarization postponed 48 hours TO ACCOMMODATE ONE LAST RANDOM MORTAR ATTACK ON A MOUNTAIN VILLAGE |
| Issue #28 |
10/4/99 |
Assad says Syria WOULD HAVE committed to peace with Israel IN THE PAST IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE SMALL ISSUE OF DISTRUSTING JEWS |
| Issue #29 |
10/14/99 |
Blair calls on Britain to embrace Internet revolution AND BUY THE DOWNING STREET GOBLETS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO SELL FOR EIGHT WEEKS ON EBAY |
| Issue #30 |
10/28/99 |
Anti-Peronist claims victory in Argentina presidential election, EXECUTES OPPONENTS |
