ISSUE #16 - #30


Issue #16 5/26/99 NATO hits Milosevic close to home BY STEALING HIS LIONEL RITCHIE ALBUM COLLECTION
Issue #17 6/7/99 First free election in 44 years begins in Indonesia AMID SUSPICIONS THAT ANYONE ELECTED WILL BE CORRUPT
Issue #18 6/21/99 Royal couple's Scottish honeymoon expected to be brief, BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE IMPORTANT TASK OF BEING RICH TO GET BACK TO
Issue #19 7/1/99 Outgoing U.S. ambassador says China's leaders want to repair relations, BUT AREN'T VERY GOOD AT SAYING SORRY
Issue #20 7/13/99 Dutch court jails 2 for Internet racism, CITES NUMEROUS DUTCH CHILD PORN SITES AS "BEACON OF NATIONAL PRIDE"
Issue #21 7/27/99 Iraq reportedly courts investors for power sector, WHO WILL LIKELY SEE THEIR INVESTMENT GO UP IN A BARRAGE OF SIDEWINDER MISSILES WITHIN 8 WEEKS OF COMPLETION
Issue #22 8/13/99 Russia mounting 'massive operation' in Dagestan TO IRRIGATE YELTSIN'S COLON
Issue #23 8/18/99 Britain tossing some history overboard, AS ITíS PROVING TOO EMBARRASSING
Issue #24 8/27/99 Militias promise 'sea of fire' if East Timor chooses independence, GIVING NEW MEANING TO THE TERM 'OPEN ELECTION PROCESS'
Issue #25 9/3/99 Woman flying in business class finds rat on her lap TRAY AFTER MAKING SELECTION BETWEEN "MEAT" OR FISH
Issue #26 9/10/99 Arab illiteracy rate at 43 percent, UNESCO says, WHICH PUTS THEM NECK AND NECK WITH THE AMERICANS
Issue #27 9/20/99 Deadline for KLA demilitarization postponed 48 hours TO ACCOMMODATE ONE LAST RANDOM MORTAR ATTACK ON A MOUNTAIN VILLAGE
Issue #28 10/4/99 Assad says Syria WOULD HAVE committed to peace with Israel IN THE PAST IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE SMALL ISSUE OF DISTRUSTING JEWS
Issue #29 10/14/99 Blair calls on Britain to embrace Internet revolution AND BUY THE DOWNING STREET GOBLETS HE'S BEEN TRYING TO SELL FOR EIGHT WEEKS ON EBAY
Issue #30 10/28/99 Anti-Peronist claims victory in Argentina presidential election, EXECUTES OPPONENTS

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